This is Tom. He is an attention-hungry, butt-nipping, hair-chewing feline who will do anything for a scratch on the head. And based on those attributes, you could make the assumption that he is a politician reincarnated. I find toilet paper shredded over the bathroom, my fried chicken snatched from my plate and what is looking back at me? Tom, with his sweet eyes that say “I am not a crook.” You can’t help but be fascinated by his charisma, his boldness, his mysteriousness.
In a simple analogy – Nixon is to Watergate as Tom is to Fried Chicken. I won’t ever know all the details.